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PostSubject: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:52 am

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"


The man replied, "These are Carols."
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:20 am

...and all God's angels (and Carols) SAID?...








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No, no...that were funny. Giggle Giggle Giggle

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:28 am

Carol wasn't wearing her panties so they all said Ho Ho Ho ???
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:29 am

Ohhhhh, Purr! That was really good Clap Clap
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:34 am

Carol used to be involved with my late husband, so that post was a no-brainer Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:44 am

Crackingup Yes, I guess so Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas humor...   Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:08 am

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