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PostSubject: The Flasher...   Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:28 am

A woman stormed into the local police station, right up to the sergeant on duty.
"I was just subjected to the degrading experience of being flashed by a Texan. I want him arrested!"

"Yes ma'am," said the sergeant. "We take these incidents seriously. Now, who was it that flashed you?"

"How should I know!" exclaimed the woman. "I've never seen this Texan before in my life."

"Then why are you so certain he's a Texan," asked the sergeant.

"Because his belt buckle was bigger than his----."
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PostSubject: Re: The Flasher...   Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:34 am

Belly?
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PostSubject: Re: The Flasher...   Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:46 am

affraid Giggle

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PostSubject: Re: The Flasher...   Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:07 am

Crackingup Crackingup Good one yay
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PostSubject: Re: The Flasher...   Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:51 am

I guess all those answers could be correct. doh ..Texans wear some pretty big belt buckles. Crackingup Crackingup
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PostSubject: Re: The Flasher...   Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:10 am

That doesn't necessarily mean he's a Texan. Could be the belt buckle was normal size,
but his ------- was very small Giggle
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