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PostSubject: A Modern Christmas Carol   Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:07 am

(Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)


You better not shout,
you better not cheer.
Things are going to be a little different this year.
Santa's wife is coming to town.

She's driving the sleigh,
she's running the trip,
she's wearing the pants and cracking the whip.
Santa's wife is coming to town.

She won't use any reindeer,
to pull the sleigh because
she wants to show that she's in charge
so she's hooked up Santa Claus.

So what will you get?
Just wait and see.
The biggest old bag you ever did see.
Santa's wife is coing to town!
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PostSubject: Re: A Modern Christmas Carol   Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:43 am

You do know she is the only reason he can ever find that coat he wears or get things organized in his bag of goodies, right? Without her he's just a big old guy who needs to trim his beard and stop eating all those gassy foods. You're in big trouble now, you know. She also packs his toy bag, so I think someone is getting coal this year Whistle

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PostSubject: Re: A Modern Christmas Carol   Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:27 am

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PostSubject: Re: A Modern Christmas Carol   Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:19 am

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