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PostSubject: The Farmer and the Bull   Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:52 am

A farmer was talking to his neighbor about the farmer's new bull. "That is the laziest animal I've ever seen" the farmer complained. "He's too lazy to breed my cows. He just lays around the barn, swatting at flies with his tail". The neighbor says, "he might not be lazy. I heard that the vet might be able to help that bull out with that problem".

So the farmer goes to the veterinarian and explains his problem. The vet say, "I've seen quite a lot of this in my career. That bull just needs a little help getting fired up". He turns to a cabinet and takes out a bottle of pills, and tells the farmer, "just use a piece of tubing and blow two of these down his throat every morning. He should be just fine in a week or so".

Two weeks later, the neighbor drives by the farmer's place, and stops in for a visit. "Well, how is that lazy bull doing now?", the neighbor asks. "Pretty darn good", the farmer replies. "He's covered every cow on the place three times this week, broken into Widder Johnson's pasture and covered all 50 cows she has, and this morning, I caught him trying to get into the goat pen". "Wow", the neighbor exclaims. "What kind of pills was it that the vet told you to give him?"

"I don't know", said the farmer, "but they taste like licorice".
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PostSubject: Re: The Farmer and the Bull   Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:56 am

I Giggle because I know that probably some drug tastes like licorice, but have to confess I have no idea which one. I should get bonus points for getting the joke without getting the joke...well if I got the joke...

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PostSubject: Re: The Farmer and the Bull   Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:29 am

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...........we believe you when you say you didn't get the joke doh doh doh

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PostSubject: Re: The Farmer and the Bull   Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:59 am

Joy wrote:
I Giggle because I know that probably some drug tastes like licorice, but have to confess I have no idea which one. I should get bonus points for getting the joke without getting the joke...well if I got the joke...

scratch Giggle


Farmer took the pills? So he could have more 'energy' for his wife? Like viagra? Hint, hint.................
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