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PostSubject: The Cowboy Boots and the Wife   Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:25 am

A man always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots but had never had a pair. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

His wife looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, he stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked her, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

She looked up and said in her best deadpan voice, "What's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, he yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat she replied, "Ya shoulda bought a HAT."
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PostSubject: Re: The Cowboy Boots and the Wife   Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:25 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Cowboy Boots and the Wife   Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:36 am

Oh no! rofl rofl rofl
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PostSubject: Re: The Cowboy Boots and the Wife   Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:48 am

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