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PostSubject: We interrupt this marriage...   Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:00 am

Joe, a long time hunter/fisherman decided to tie the knot with his girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was working up some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing and spend more time at home with me. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."

Joe gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife", he tells her.

"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't", he calmly replied.
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PostSubject: Re: We interrupt this marriage...   Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:38 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: We interrupt this marriage...   Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:51 am

Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: We interrupt this marriage...   Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:01 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: We interrupt this marriage...   Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:42 pm

Ewwww...pretty clear message there Giggle
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