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PostSubject: Resurrection   Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:38 am

Don't ask children a question during your sermon.

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a Little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little
boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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PostSubject: Re: Resurrection   Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:32 am

lol!

(....the person you're with may also have to call a doctor Giggle )
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PostSubject: Re: Resurrection   Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:58 am

Purr seems very knowledgeable on this Giggle

Seriously.... Crackingup

I used to raise my hand during Catholic Mass as a kid when the priest would ask rhetorical questions. I think I still have marks where so many nuns poked me in the back to get me to take my hand back down. I figure don't ask if you don't want an answer angelC angelC
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PostSubject: Re: Resurrection   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:14 am

lol!
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