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PostSubject: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:04 am

Three men were hiking through a forest...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give
me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice .

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!

God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once


Seeing what happened to the first two men the third man prayed:
'God, please give
me the strength, the tools and the
intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!


She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
....and walked across
the bridge .
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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:15 am

Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:19 am

Hey, that ain't funny!
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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:53 am

I fail to see the humor in that. Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:25 am

Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying
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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:43 am

Giggle Dance Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:57 pm

Bet a man built the bridge... Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 3 men and a river   Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:57 pm

Well, if the guys had just asked the woman in the first place they wouldn't have gone through all that...but you know how it is. They had to try all the dead ends, forge the river, and finally the woman got the chance to show them how to get there. Giggle I like it...makes sense to me Yes

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