Alabamian

A Southern Point of View
 
HomeHome  FAQFAQ  RegisterRegister  Log in  

Share | 
 

 George Bush and Queen Elizabeth

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Bluetick
Poet Laureate
avatar

Aries

Posts : 2168
Join date : 2011-05-19
Location : tuscumbia

PostSubject: George Bush and Queen Elizabeth   Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:42 pm

President Bush is representing the United States of America on a highly formal, carefully orchestrated state visit to England. Air Force One lands and comes to a stop at one end of a bright red carpet along which the President strides to join Queen Elizabeth II in a beautiful, ornate 17th-century coach hitched to six enormous matched white horses. The coach proceeds through the streets of London en route to Buckingham Palace. The Queen and the President all-the-while waving to the cheering crowds.

Then suddenly the right rear horse produces a thunderous, cataclysmic fart that reverberates through the air and rattles the door latches on the coach. Uncomfortable, the reaction of the two powerful figures is to focus their attentions elsewhere and behave as if nothing extraordinary had happened.

But the Queen is the first to realize that ignoring what had just happened is ridiculous. She explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things which even a Queen cannot control."

President Bush replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. If you hadn't said something I would have thought it was one of the horses."
Back to top Go down
Sassy Kims
Balladeer
avatar

Leo

Posts : 1060
Join date : 2012-01-02
Location : Somewhere.... with Her

PostSubject: Re: George Bush and Queen Elizabeth   Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:05 pm

lol!
Back to top Go down
unclegus
Balladeer
avatar

Scorpio

Posts : 1440
Join date : 2011-05-24
Location : Hoodlum Hollow

PostSubject: Re: George Bush and Queen Elizabeth   Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:19 pm

yay
Back to top Go down
Joy
Poet Laureate
avatar

Aquarius

Posts : 3063
Join date : 2011-05-18
Location : Lauderdale County

PostSubject: Re: George Bush and Queen Elizabeth   Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:44 am

Giggle Giggle Giggle
Back to top Go down
http://alabamian.forumotion.com
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: George Bush and Queen Elizabeth   

Back to top Go down
 
George Bush and Queen Elizabeth
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Elizabeth Herfort
» St. George - A Hot Summer's Day
» George Clooney Arrested,
» Elizabeth Smart Adds to the Madeleine McCann Misinformation Factory
» The Works of George R.R. Martin

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Alabamian :: Eat, Drink & Be Merry-
Jump to: