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PostSubject: dirty joke   Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:57 pm

Saw this at another forum. Thought I'd share.


It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
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PostSubject: Re: dirty joke   Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:59 pm

Crackingup That was good. No dirty words and funny Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: dirty joke   Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:54 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: dirty joke   Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:53 pm

OHHHH no!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: dirty joke   Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:45 am

cheers yay lol!
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PostSubject: Re: dirty joke   Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:54 am

Giggle Clap Giggle
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