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PostSubject: If i had married him   Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:34 am




A husband and wife were out driving one day when he realized they were low on gas. He took the first exit and stopped at a dumpy little station with one pump. There was just one attendant. He got out of the car and asked the attendant to fill up his car with gas. He lifted the hood of his car and checked his oil.

As he turned around and walked back to the door of his car, he noticed that his wife was out of the car talking to the attendant. He paid for his gas and they drove off.

He asked his wife if she knew the attendant. She admitted that she had gone to High School him. In fact, she said,’’I knew him very well. We dated seriously for about a year.’’

The husband couldn’t keep from bragging a little and said, ‘’You sure are lucky I came along. If you had married him instead of me, you would be the wife of a one pump filling station attendant, instead you are the wife of a CEO.’’

His wife replied, ‘’If I had married him instead of you, he would be a CEO and you would be a one pump filling station attendant.’’
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PostSubject: Re: If i had married him   Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:04 am

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: If i had married him   Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: If i had married him   Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:56 pm

Just now saw this.

Being the husband of a strong willed woman, all I have to say is:

Truer Words........truer words......
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