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cage the elephant
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PostSubject: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:36 am

Per my "Lil Fran" Ubu's request, PC for the Ladies...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

*He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

*He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

*He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

*He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

*He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

*He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

*He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

*He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

*He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

*He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

*He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.

*He is not a WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MAM" - He is an ENERGY EFFICIENT ENGINEER.
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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:59 am

I think maybe someone with a slight case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSIONITIS came up with that list Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:19 am

Cage, you put the Q in Politically Correct. Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:13 am

Puf wrote:
I think maybe someone with a slight case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSIONITIS came up with that list Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:38 am

I like your new avatar Lmm. 7of 9 is as beautiful as T'pol. I'd let her assimilate me any time she wanted to. I would not resist. It would be futile.
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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:41 am

Thanks blue.

I'll leave the ummmm assimilation to her. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:49 am

I like your avatar too Puf.
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PostSubject: Re: "Class" for the Ladies.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:51 am

Puf has the cutest babies in her pics.

Love them Puf.
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