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The Nagel
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PostSubject: The Women's Rules   Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:56 pm


life is just easier whe nwe follow the rules.

The Women's Rules
1.The female always makes the rules
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The female is never wrong.
6.If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7.The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8.The female may change her mind at any time.
9.The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13.The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14.Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15.If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16.The female is ready when she is ready.
17.The male must be ready at all time.
18.The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
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PostSubject: Re: The Women's Rules   Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:35 pm

Nagle. After reading some of the great stuff you've posted today, I just have to say......for your sake..........I hope your wife ain't lookin over your shoulder. Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: The Women's Rules   Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:23 pm

Actually guys, it much simpler than that. There is only ONE rule.

The female is never wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: The Women's Rules   Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:01 pm

These are SOOOO true!

FWIW, Imm....I personally think that Jolene Blalock is THE hottest 'Trekie' female, rather than Jerre Whatsherface...but that's just me. Very Happy
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