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The Nagel
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PostSubject: Definitions for both genders.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:42 pm


Thingy (thing-ee) n.

Female:
Any part under a car's hood.
Male:
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female:
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male:
Playing football without a helmet.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female:
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male:
Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

Butt (but) n.

Female:
The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male:
What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female:
A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male:
Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female:
A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male:
Anything that can be done while drinking.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

Female:
An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male:
An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

Making love (may-king luv) n.

Female:
The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male:
Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female:
A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male:
A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions for both genders.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Definitions for both genders.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:26 pm

LOL. Puuuurfect.


I do know more than one thingy under the hood. And I can change the oil. And bleed the brakes. And replace the master cylinder.

Eat your heart out guys!!!!!! Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions for both genders.   Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:24 pm

lol!

Awesome.

lmm had one that missed the mark with her. Same here, but a different one. I'm the one who scans channels. If I'm not watching it on Netflix, I always watch two television shows at one time...but that's mainly because I despise commercials.

However, unlike lmm, anything under a car's hood is a thingy. Smile
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PostSubject: For Nagel   Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:24 pm

Giggle Nagel, no wonder you wear a paper sack over your head! Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions for both genders.   Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:54 pm

DINO! Hug
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions for both genders.   Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:36 am

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