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PostSubject: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:33 pm

HAHAHA! Crackingup


If the socks were white, that part would look familiar....but the rest of it? Nope. Not the way it is around here Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:31 pm

Good Lord, Cage...I could have done with a warning on that one! Shocked ...but there might be some truth mixed in there...haha...been a while, but we've been there! Dad is clueless = Mom wouldn't be so tired if he'd take on half the chores - hello?! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:38 am

bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:41 am

LOL, Cage! I just saw the warning! You are a nut! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:44 am

Bahahahahahahaha.........I'm color blind so the red is hard for me to see..............but I see I was warned also.......
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:44 am

Ubu wrote:
bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
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foreplay? what's that??? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:42 am

LOLOLOLOL

Just shows what happens when men think with the wrong head. Brushing teeth is forepaly?????????????????????????


The guy's voice is so deep if he had tried a little wine, chocolate, and some love songs, he might not have to wait for Wednesday.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:44 am

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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:48 am

Puf wrote:
Ubu wrote:
bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
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foreplay? what's that??? scratch


Back in my "early years" it involved actually paying for my dates Big Mac, fries, and large drink...and a quick stop at the gas station @ Florence Blvd. and Crown St.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:03 am

Puf wrote:
Ubu wrote:
bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
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foreplay? what's that??? scratch

In my marriages, foreplay consisted of three days of me begging for sex.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:27 am

In my marriages, foreplay consisted of three days of me begging for sex.

LOL. Did you do the chocolate and wine??? Really guys, this is easy.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:07 pm

[quote="cage the elephant"]
Puf wrote:
Ubu wrote:
bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
Wink

foreplay? what's that??? scratch


Back in my "early years" it involved actually paying for my dates Big Mac, fries, and large drink...and a quick stop at the gas station @ Florence Blvd. and Crown St.

that would be the infamous Red Ace Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:11 pm

Bluetick wrote:
Puf wrote:
Ubu wrote:
bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
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foreplay? what's that??? scratch

In my marriages, foreplay consisted of three days of me begging for sex.

You've been married to the wrong women....lol

I had a gay husband and i had an abusive husband.......so the question stands. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:45 pm

ahhhhhhhhhh.......((((hugs)))) Puf.......hate that for you........

but...........

I'll just say........it's not something that can be "told", it has to be "showed"..........and if you're an adept......you don't have to worry about wine and chocolate...... Wink


Hmmmmmmmmm........so is this the cyber sex thread Rammmm was referring to...........

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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:31 pm

[quote="Puf"]
cage the elephant wrote:
Puf wrote:
Ubu wrote:
bahahahahahaha.....too funny

Personally, I learned a long time ago that washing a few windows, a load of laundry and a little swiping and mopping=fantastic foreplay
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foreplay? what's that??? scratch


Back in my "early years" it involved actually paying for my dates Big Mac, fries, and large drink...and a quick stop at the gas station @ Florence Blvd. and Crown St.

that would be the infamous Red Ace Cool


That's it!!! I couldn't remember the name. LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:36 pm

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In my marriages, foreplay consisted of three days of me begging for sex.

LOL. Did you do the chocolate and wine??? Really guys, this is easy.


Chocolate and wine???

I went more with the "Quaalude and Tequila " approach...
Overkill...ya think?? Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:36 pm

Thank you, It's behind me, that's why i can make jokes about it Laughing

...no questions, just trust me when i say THIS is not a cyber sex thread Wink Whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:42 pm

Puf wrote:
Thank you, It's behind me, that's why i can make jokes about it Laughing

...no questions, just trust me when i say THIS is not a cyber sex thread Wink Whistle


Nostalgic thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:45 pm

a learning thread Very Happy ......y'all keep talking about foreplay, i'm taking notes just in case i get a chance...... Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:56 pm

Just an observation, but I would say it's not YOU that needs to take notes............just sayin'

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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:49 pm

thank you for saying.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:27 pm

I'm sorry Puf. I didn't think you were serious. The term foreplay is a mythical act that supposedly enhances a female's receptivity to a mans sexual advancements. It usually consists of a man attempting to arouse interest in the female by the use of lies (whispered in a seductive manner) in combination with kisses and caresses. Early stages in attempting to initiate foreplay include the giving of gifts, feeding the female, especially with sweet treats such as chocolate, empty praise or compliments, and devoting all the mans attention to the female until the desired result is accomplished. General conscensus among males is that foreplay was invented by women to heighten expectation of her male suitors. It also serves as a defense mechanism by the female to delay the act of copulation as a form of punishment to the male, who we shall refer to as the "victim." As with most weapons, it can also be used in an aggressive manner. For instance, A female initiates "foreplay" by the use seductive language, kissing, heavy petting, promises, etc. Then, after an appropriate amount of time, she delivers the coup-de- gras and says " I have a head ache", or "I have to wash my hair", or the best mood killer of all, the ever popular," I've got to pee." This has discouraged any hope the male had and leaves him confused and wounded. The female has established her dominance and crushed the male. The process is then repeated.
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:34 pm

That all sounds so mean. (Although i admit the thought of someone buying me a gift and buying me lunch sounds very nice....lol.)
Why not do those things to one another because you enjoy doing it and you because you enjoy making someone else feel good?
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PostSubject: Re: Once again...WE know what you LADIES really mean...   Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:46 pm

It was an attempt at humor. I know, I know....poor taste again. I'm sorry. :cry:
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