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PostSubject: Is it true that you are Dead?   Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:22 am

This is great! Opened this email this morning. Posted it to TVT.

I know my wife has accused me of this many times when it came to doing things around the house, so now I guess it's official. Email confirmation arrived last night...


Re: Payment Notification:

We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further delays.

All we need to confirm now is to know if you are DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not. But if it happened that we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE" But if you are still Alive then you get back to us in confirmation of your below information if right or not so that we can direct on which bank you will contact for your payment.

Your are to reconfirm these below information for further instructions on how to get your fund.
Your Name:
Address:
Telephone:

YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

Your Faitfully,
Mrs Farida Waziri.
Director EFCC Nigeria.


A quick "Google search" reveals that I am not the only one "dead".
http://www.dpchallenge.com/forum.php?action=read&FORUM_THREAD_ID=1043611

I think this is the best reply I've found yet...

Dear Mrs. Farida Wagiri,

Thank you so much for your recent letter. I am writing to confirm at the time of reciept of your email, I was indeed dead, however I am making a full recovery and getting better everyday. My recent demise came as a great shock when I woke dead after being in the car accident, I almost had a heart attack. At the time of writing to you I am only half dead, so Mr Shapiro can only claim half my estate, if that half gets better, but the other half dies, he will have to return the first half and I will send the second half by return post.
Please have him send his name, birthday, social security number and his bank account, and I'll be happy to transfer the funds.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it true that you are Dead?   Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:34 am

Crackingup Crackingup Crackingup

That is hilarious!
I love the ".... wherever you may be now." at the end.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it true that you are Dead?   Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:49 am

lol!

I'm mostly dead until my first cup of coffee. Yes
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PostSubject: Re: Is it true that you are Dead?   Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:35 am

Clap

Love how lawyers think. Shoot them all. Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Is it true that you are Dead?   Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:40 am

Scammers are scum, but i have to admit to getting a kick out of their creative thinking and writing.....if only they would use their powers for good instead of evil!
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