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PostSubject: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:13 pm

Hmph Well, if we left it up to you guys the gate would be open and nothing would be done on it. So who fixed it better, eh? Whistle Tongue3 Tongue3 Tongue3
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:29 am

Psht...I don't even own one of those plastic thingies. That's why I got married. If he wants me to make supper, he can fix it. I'm happy with a peanut butter sandwich. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:08 am

I like how you think, Joy Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:20 am

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Psht...I don't even own one of those plastic thingies. That's why I got married. If he wants me to make supper, he can fix it. I'm happy with a peanut butter sandwich. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:25 am

(((sigh))) if she had added "or a bowl of macorni and cheese"...........that would have been soooooooooooooo the wifey.....

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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:27 am

Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Mad
*I* happen to know the correct way to fix it ..... you take HIS credit card to the hardware store and buy a new chain tongue
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:33 am

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Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Mad
*I* happen to know the correct way to fix it ..... you take HIS credit card to the hardware store and buy a new chain tongue

Ladies.......write this down!

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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:36 am

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Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Mad
*I* happen to know the correct way to fix it ..... you take HIS credit card to the hardware store and buy a new chain tongue

Wow..you're smart!!! I didn't even think of that. I'd be most likely trying to fix it myself, but that option's a good one Giggle

I get tickled when guys try to mach force things to be fixed and we (the women) come along and gently turn it a half turn to fix it. Sometimes brute force just doesn't do it.

But then I can't get the damn lids off half the medicine bottles and need Mr. Brute Force, so it all evens out I guess Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:37 am

But really if the chain is fixed what's wrong with it? Those plastic ties are pretty strong. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:44 pm

Puf wrote:
Now wait just a gosh darn minute! Mad
*I* happen to know the correct way to fix it ..... you take HIS credit card to the hardware store and buy a new chain tongue


(sigh) Please Please yes dear... Please Please

Please refrain from repairing the car, the freezer, the tv, and my truck Crying Crying
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:02 pm

Notice, Puf, that he didn't say you couldn't fix MY car, truck, or freezer. It's nice to have friends Love
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PostSubject: Re: When Females "Fix" stuff.   Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:29 pm

Synchronicity wrote:
But really if the chain is fixed what's wrong with it? Those plastic ties are pretty strong. scratch

I agree. Ever try to break one? Cuts right through your hand. affraid
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