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PostSubject: Public Service Announcement for those who enjoy a cup of yougurt...   Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:52 pm

While testing the effects of yogurt on obesity, a group of researchers at MIT discovered that the yogurt they were feeding the test mice had an interesting side effect— it gave them much bigger balls. This hasn’t been observed in humans, because lord knows if it worked, I’d barely be able to sit down. Yogurt is damn good, son.

They fed three groups of mice high-nutrient yogurt, standard mouse food, and low-nutrient food meant to stand in for the crap we the morbidly-obese American public consumes. Not surprisingly, eating healthily produced the best results: The yogurt eaters had “luxuriantly silky fur” and “projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain ‘mouse swagger.’” Mouse swag!

The male yogurt eaters were also found to have 5 percent larger testicles than the mice who ate normal food, and 15 percent larger than the junk food eaters. And it’s not just for show: the yogurt-engorged mice also showed a higher rate of insemination, and produced more young per pregnancy.

MIce Grow Massive Balls on Yogurt Diet

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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement for those who enjoy a cup of yougurt...   Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:27 pm

Well, I like yogurt...guess I better make sure things aren't getting out of control down there. I don't need any of those Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement for those who enjoy a cup of yougurt...   Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:47 am

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PostSubject: Re: Public Service Announcement for those who enjoy a cup of yougurt...   Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:51 am

Synchronicity wrote:
Well, I like yogurt...guess I better make sure things aren't getting out of control down there. I don't need any of those Giggle

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