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PostSubject: Ode to a fool   Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:42 am

I have been to the Tuscaloosa forum and have been having a bit of fun with my old friend Jimihendrix. Ya'll remember Jimi? He inspired me to write this little poem I'd like to share with you.

Ode to a Fool
by lbb » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:34 am

Once upon a weekday boring,
I wound up here and went exploring.
I found this poster, narcissistic,
foul and rude and pessimistic.
He was condescending, immature.
His rantings smacked of horse manure.
Oh, I'd encountered him in days of yore.
Yes I'd met this troll before.
Far away in another forum,
where he used the same decorum.
But from that place he was rejected
for the moderators there detected
not a single redemptive statement,
from this mama's boy in his mama's basement.
But now he's here, that Hendrix chap
where once again he spews his crap.
And y'all are doomed forever more,
unless, of course, you hit ignore.
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:28 am

Clap Giggle Clap Giggle Clap

Great job, Blue
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:19 am

i love it! cheers Rockon
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:18 pm

Thanks ya'll. It appears that my particular brand of humor is not so appreciated in Tuscaloosa.
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:32 am

Blue, the last time I was at that forum, it gave me a headache. It was oddly reminiscent of trips to Times Daily and I thought "naaaahhh, I'm out". There were more non-nuts there than at TD, but a few of them need some quality time in a padded cell. Yes
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:39 pm

It is a different crowd for sure. I finally got a little positive feedback on the poem. They seem a bit more serious down there and they don't get humor. One or two of them are pretty cool though.
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:47 pm

I couldn't help it, I can't stop. I did this to him a minute ago.

Letter for cousin Jimi
by lbb » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:41 pm

Hey there cousin Jimi. Cousin Ebo here. I wuz down't cha mama-n-em's thu other day, an they asted me to rite choo this here letter an to tell you hey. They miss you real bad. It nearly killed yore maw when you left fer the big city. She took it real hard and couldn't eat a bite fer almost 15 full minutes and it was nearly 2 hours fore she could close her eyes to sleep.Ya paw explained it to her an said they both knowed it was a comin. Said you was always ment to do big ol thangs. He told her that you had went down there to teach them city folks how to be smart like you are. He's just all swole up with pride. He's been struttin around the trailer park a braggin to everbody bout how when you was a young'n they'd send that little short yeller bus around to pick you up ever day. He was about to cry, an he'd puff his chest out an tell how they'd strap you in right up front, next to the driver. I tell you, I ain't never seen a man so proud.

Well, I got some good news fer ya cousin Jimi. Ya sister has done gone an had ya'll's baby. Thats right boy, you is a PAPPY now. Cutest little feller you ever did see. He was 14 pounds, and 10 of that was just his head. Yessir, he gonna be a chip off the ol block. He got one big ol blue eye and a leeeetle bitty brown un. An they's so fer apart you can lay an open book between um and he can see around both sides. Ya paw was gonna show me, but they didn't have no books. Why theys so fer apart, that when the little feller cries, the tears run down his back. The doctor said that if he started walkin, he'd have to learn to turn his head to one side so he wouldn't run into stuff that was in front of him,then he said that probly wouldn't be no problem cause what with the size of his head an all it would flop over to one side anyway an probly make him pull a little to the left.

Well, I know how busy you must be up there a teachin them folks how to be smart, but be easy on 'um', it might take a spell. I'm pretty sure they ain't got nothin like the brain you got. Till next time, be good an GIT-R-DONE!
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:24 am

In honor of this last one, I had to add a couple of smileys... badteeth banjo ...cause I clearly heard banjos playing. Giggle Giggle Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:38 am

OOOOH. I think you may have given me an idea for the next installment. Giggle

Believe it or not, Jimi likes it. He thinks it is great that he's getting all this attention.
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:03 am

Well, you know, I live to inspire over here. badteeth Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:18 am

badteeth badteeth badteeth
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:23 am

Well done Blue. Can't imagine that crowd not having a sense of humor!!!! Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle Lot of stuck up snobs and trolls there. IMHO of course.

I'll have to go see how Jimi took it. Crackingup
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:01 am

I have no idea what the place is and am glad, but a ten pound head Giggle Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:09 am

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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:30 am

May I submit these for your approval Ubu? Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:06 pm

So approved......... Giggle Giggle Giggle

Dang, you have almost inspired me to sign up over there..........just for the giggles you know. Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:11 pm

We do make a good team. And remember how they treated us when they invaded TDF. Dullards indeed. Ustink
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:15 pm

You two are funny. Giggle I prefer to stay away and keep my blood pressure and brain from exploding insync but I will say you two would make a good team Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:39 pm

Synchronicity wrote:
You two are funny. Giggle I prefer to stay away and keep my blood pressure and brain from exploding insync but I will say you two would make a good team Wink

WOULD?????WOULD??????

Jeez Louise, we have given you samples of our literary skills.............WE ARE A GOOD TEAM Ustink Ustink Ustink Ustink

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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:25 pm

You really do the dramatics well, too Crackingup Crackingup

Yes, I'm sure you will get a literary prize any day now yay yay
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:31 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:36 pm

I'm not sure I understood what you were trying to say scratch scratch

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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:44 pm

And how does that make you feel?
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PostSubject: Re: Ode to a fool   Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:07 pm

It makes me feel like laughing heartily at you Giggle
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