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PostSubject: traffic stop   Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:23 pm


Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"
Traffic Cop: "Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding."
Older Woman: "Oh, I see."
Traffic Cop: "Can I see your license, please?"
Older Woman: "Well, I would give it to you, but I don't have one."
Traffic Cop: "Don't have one?"
Older Woman: "No. I lost it four years ago for drunk driving."
Traffic Cop: "I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?"
Older Woman: "I can't do that."
Traffic Cop: "Why not?"
Older Woman: "I stole this car."
Traffic Cop: "Stole it?"
Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."
Traffic Cop: "You what!?"
Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for backup. Within minutes, five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!"
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: "Is there a problem, sir?"
Officer 2: "My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
Older Woman: "Murdered the owner? Are you serious?"
Officer 2: "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please."
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"
Older Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers."
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
Officer 2: "My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license."
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Officer 2: "Thank you, ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!"
Older Woman: "Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too."
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PostSubject: Re: traffic stop   Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:59 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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