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PostSubject: The Cab Ride...   Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:26 am

A cab was sitting idling at the curb when a woman, stark naked, jumped into the back and said "let's go".

The taxi driver, who happened to be an older southern gentleman, opened his eyes wide at the sight of the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him: - "What's wrong with you pops? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old gentleman said:- "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, that would not be proper here in the south".

She said: - "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you looking at?"

He said:- "Well, to be honest, I looking and I'm looking, and I am thinking to myself, where in the heck is she keeping the money to pay for this ride ?
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PostSubject: Re: The Cab Ride...   Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:31 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Cab Ride...   Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:07 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Cab Ride...   Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:21 am

Giggle Good for him! The brain above was still in use Giggle
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