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PostSubject: Dog Sniffer   Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:05 am



A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane

when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador

Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.


The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is

allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent

and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's

the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to

work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch

this." He tells Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumps down, walks along

the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for

several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the

agent's arm.

The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That

woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat

number and the authorities will apprehend her

when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man. Once again, the agent

sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down

beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time,

he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a

note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" says his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and

down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came

racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to

poop all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure

out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the

agent "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
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PostSubject: Re: Dog Sniffer   Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:08 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dog Sniffer   Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:13 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dog Sniffer   Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:13 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dog Sniffer   Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:48 am

If I was sitting next to that stank, I might be praying it would hurry up and go off. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Dog Sniffer   Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:54 am

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