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PostSubject: A star in the East   Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:32 pm

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
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PostSubject: Re: A star in the East   Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: A star in the East   Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:00 am

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PostSubject: Re: A star in the East   Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:27 am

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PostSubject: Re: A star in the East   Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:42 am

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