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PostSubject: The Granting of One Wish...   Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:19 am

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish......"

The biker pulled over and thought for a minute and said, "God, I would like you to build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possible benefit all mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothings wrong', why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replied: "Will that be two or four lanes on your bridge?"
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PostSubject: Re: The Granting of One Wish...   Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:32 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Granting of One Wish...   Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:43 am

See, y'all probably take that as meaning that it's impossible to understand women. I take that as God's wisdom in knowing that if the man saw inside a woman's mind, he'd die of fright.

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PostSubject: Re: The Granting of One Wish...   Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:54 am

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And Joy, I think you are right, and also that it would be so overwhelmingly amazing they would faint

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