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PostSubject: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:57 am


Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences
Whether your egg is good or bad, there are a lot of rotten ways to break a conversation.
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# 9
"Wow, you're a lot hotter than my kid says."
# 8
"I hope this isn't about that algebra assignment I copied from Brayden's mom. How was I supposed to know she failed math in 1980?"
# 7
"Wow, you're much hotter than his second-grade teacher."
# 6
"So, what do you do around here?"
# 5
"Now, I don't want any of your fancy math-and-reading interfering with Jeremy's football practice."
# 4
"Let's just cut to the chase. I have an envelope full of Benjamins that says this kid's passing second grade on the honor roll."
# 3
"Do they grade elementary school on a curve?"
# 2
"So, where do I sign to enroll him for the gifted program? That's why we're here, right?"
# 1
"Wanna paper, rock, scissors to determine pass/fail?"
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PostSubject: Re: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:43 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:02 pm

Good ones!
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PostSubject: Re: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:30 am

Hmmm...so that's why my kids always got the grumpy teachers... Shocked Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Top 9 Failed Icebreakers for Parent-Teacher Conferences   Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:56 pm

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