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PostSubject: That amazing Brian Sullivan...   Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:48 am


A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian."



Passenger: "Who?"



Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."



Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."



Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."



Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."



Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."



Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."



Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."



Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"



Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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PostSubject: Re: That amazing Brian Sullivan...   Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:53 am

Giggle Giggle Giggle

Poor Cabbie No
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PostSubject: Re: That amazing Brian Sullivan...   Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:07 am

Giggle Giggle Yeah, that would be rough.
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PostSubject: Re: That amazing Brian Sullivan...   Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:18 am

Crackingup where i'm concerned, Sassy will certainly never have THAT problem Crackingup
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PostSubject: Re: That amazing Brian Sullivan...   Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:21 am

Yeah, my hubs won't either Very Happy
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