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PostSubject: Rat Confessions   Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:55 am

A rat goes into work one morning looking like death warmed over. He can hardly walk, and is barely able to do his job. His rat buddies insist on knowing why he is in such bad shape. The rat told them he had stopped at the local animal bar on the way home the night before. He had a couple beers and was feeling pretty good. Then, a very pretty young lady giraffe walked in and sat next to him. After a little conversation he bought her a couple of drinks, then asked her if she would go home with him. That is why he looked so bad. His buddies wanted to know why taking her home with him would make him look so bad. He said, "Well, between making love to her, and kissing her, I must have run a hundred miles"!
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PostSubject: Re: Rat Confessions   Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:42 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Rat Confessions   Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rat Confessions   Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:50 pm

Giggle Yeah, I would guess he did Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Rat Confessions   Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:08 am

lol! Clap lol!
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