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PostSubject: So, A Duck Walks Into a Bar...   Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:27 am

A duck walks into the bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Ya got any fish?"
The bartender responds, "No you stupid duck, this is a bar, we don't got any fish."
The duck turns and leaves.
The next day, at the same exact time, the same duck walks back into the bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Ya got any fish?"
The bartender is ticked off now and yells at the duck, "No we don't got no fish you stupid duck! If you come in here and ask me that again I'll nail you little webbed feet to the floor."
The duck turns and leaves.
The very next day, at the exact same time, the exact same duck walks into the bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, "Ya got any nails?"
The bartender answers, "no you stupid duck, this is a bar, we don't have any nails here!"
The duck then says, "Ya got any fish?"
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PostSubject: Re: So, A Duck Walks Into a Bar...   Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:29 am

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PostSubject: Re: So, A Duck Walks Into a Bar...   Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:11 am

Sherlock ...you stupid bartender... Sherlock lol!
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PostSubject: Re: So, A Duck Walks Into a Bar...   Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:27 am

HaHaHa! Well, if you ain't got no nails, you can't nail my feet to the floor!
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