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PostSubject: Five times the trouble...   Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:55 am

One day, an old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5 The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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PostSubject: Re: Five times the trouble...   Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:58 am

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PostSubject: Re: Five times the trouble...   Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:43 am

good one, Sync! Giggle
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