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PostSubject: Tavern Tales...   Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:53 am


Some broad looked at my beer belly in the bar last night

and sarcastically asked,

"Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?"

I said,

"There's a tap underneath, taste it and find out."

***

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave,

and got your hair cut, you'd look pretty good.."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over
there."

***

I went to the bar last night

and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said to her, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think
so?"

I said, "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by
now. "

***

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling, she began to lose
patience.

"Come on, what day was I born?" she said.

I said, “Yesterday."

***

"Jesus loves you."

It's a gratifying thing to hear in church,

but it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
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PostSubject: Re: Tavern Tales...   Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: Tavern Tales...   Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:58 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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