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PostSubject: Tavern Tales...   Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:53 am

Some broad looked at my beer belly in the bar last night

and sarcastically asked,

"Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?"

I said,

"There's a tap underneath, taste it and find out."


I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave,

and got your hair cut, you'd look pretty good.."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over


I went to the bar last night

and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said to her, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think

I said, "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by
now. "


I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling, she began to lose

"Come on, what day was I born?" she said.

I said, “Yesterday."


"Jesus loves you."

It's a gratifying thing to hear in church,

but it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
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PostSubject: Re: Tavern Tales...   Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:58 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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