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PostSubject: Father's Day   Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:12 pm

Don't forget dear old dad!
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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:08 am

and rememebr.. what the father of teenagers want most for fathers day is several hours of peace and quiet.
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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:43 am

LOL, as a father of teenagers and the official "safe" hangout for all the kiddies, I hear where you coming from Nagel....

But, I hope mine will knock out all the chores for me this week (mine and theirs) so we can spend the day being silly together......

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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:23 pm

Ubu wrote:
LOL, as a father of teenagers and the official "safe" hangout for all the kiddies, I hear where you coming from Nagel....

But, I hope mine will knock out all the chores for me this week (mine and theirs) so we can spend the day being silly together......

cheers

see.. i'd love that too.. but at 13 and 14, it's like a prize fight.. who gives in first.. me telling them to do their chorse, or them pretending they didn't hear me.

my daughter, god love her, told us the other day ' look.. i understand.. you love us.. you want us to grow up and be good people... but why can't you just neglect me? i'd be happy to be neglected... feel free to love me less, if that means i don't have to load the dishwasher. "

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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:49 pm

LOL..............

Yesterday:

Me to 12 year old daughter: "You can go swimming after you clean your room.

a little later:

12 year old daughter: "Okay I'm finished, let's go swimming"

Me After Inspecting Room: "Your room is not clean"

Daughter: "Da......it's clean to MY standards. You never said I had to clean it to YOUR standards"

doh

Sooooo, taking into account that

A.) I had violated my Cardinal rule of "be specific", and
B.) She outsmarted me

We went swimming...............but later we cleaned her room together to MY standards
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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:49 pm


LOL.. that's brilliant!

i feel a little sorry for the guys these two become interested in....poor boys.. juts don't know what's in store for them.

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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:06 pm

I picture two cavemen sitting by the fire talking.
"'Ugh..kids today..they won't hunt, they won't dig roots or pick berries. They can't make a fire, mine don't even know how to clean a mastadon. The bad part is, they are gonna be the ones takin care of us one day."




But like 99% of them, when the time comes, they rise to the occasion.
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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:28 pm


and at least throwing us in the ditch to die isn't an option anymore.


remember: be nice to your children - one day they will be dressing you....
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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:16 am

Happy Father's Day! Giggle



Yeh I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:51 am

Happy Father's Day to all our sperm donors. Thank goodness at least sperm don't need directions.

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PostSubject: Re: Father's Day   Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:14 am

My sperm used google maps.... no need to ask the old nag where to go. She told me many many times where to go. Nope
I don't miss her lol.
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