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PostSubject: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:52 am

Giggle I can say that this keyboard would lose one key before it every got used Yes

I think it should be "sports" and "music" maybe? Or sports and food? But then I'm not a real man, thank goodness Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:41 am

I'm guessing there are some guys that would never use the music key Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:45 am

True...my thoughts as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:21 am

More than one survey has confirmed that around 30 percent of women regularly view some sort of pornography.

It ain't just a guy thing Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:22 pm

Hmmm....Perspective...Your definition of "real man" and my definition of "real man" are different. I'd say a real man has a real relationship with a real woman; and a real woman has a real relationship with a real man. You remember when you found out Santa was your parents and when you found out "wraslin" was fake? This is about to be one of those times. Porn is fake, man...no, for real...those are not real booyahs...and probably not real tatas either.

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Somebody get cage a drink.

Dear Lord, that made my day (yeah, yeah, I know a comeback is coming). Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:30 pm

Joy wrote:
Hmmm....Perspective...Your definition of "real man" and my definition of "real man" are different. I'd say a real man has a real relationship with a real woman; and a real woman has a real relationship with a real man. You remember when you found out Santa was your parents and when you found out "wraslin" was fake? This is about to be one of those times. Porn is fake, man...no, for real...those are not real booyahs...and probably not real tatas either.

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Somebody get cage a drink.

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Clap Clap Clap Well said! My thoughts exactly yay Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:23 pm

I think men that enjoy porn don't care if the parts are real or not, anymore than they care if she's wearing contacts instead of glasses,
they're too busy pretending they are the man the woman is doing things with, to, or for.
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:07 pm

Good point, Purr...little do they know (or maybe they do) the girls are acting...lol.

My hubs went to his bachelor party years ago and the other guys told me he was more worried if the girls were comfortable in their sequins than staring at them...that is so my hubs. He was asking a girl if her sequins hurt and they said she got all teary since no one ever cared...she said her feet hurt in the heels and they sat awhile and talked about how much it sucked that women end up with blisters and itches trying to be pretty and was asking if their parents knew they were doing it. And yes...he really does feel that way and it cracks me up Love
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:25 pm

My one visit to a "Male dance revue" resulted in one of the dancers approaching me
after the show and us talking about his mama making him take dance lessons
when he was little, favorite movies, his being claustrophobic, and my recommending cornstarch for chafing from
some of his costumes.
I enjoyed talking to the dancer more than i enjoyed watching the show.
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:28 pm

Yes, my hubs enjoyed it as well with the dancers. Yes ..they said he spoke to many of them and they didn't get why he cared, which I thought was too bad.

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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:36 pm

that shows they've not had enough people to care..... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:38 pm

I know. Hubs was a bit sad when he got home because he said the girls' eyes all looked sad and he noticed when they danced they didn't really look at anyone. It was the last time he went to a club at all because it bothered him.
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:18 am

A friend of my daughter's is an 'exotic dancer'...poor kid is so messed up. My daughter worries about her. She came here to college, got away from the lifestyle (which usually includes drugs) and finished her degree in elementary ed. She couldn't find a job here & had to move back to her home city for a teacher's assistant position. She fell back in with that old crowd again & started dancing/using again. She has a heart of gold & we love her dearly, but you know she will never get a full time teaching position while dancing. I'm afraid they may fire her as assistant if they find out. My daughter tried to talk to her about it, but she really really needs counseling...stuff from childhood messed her up.

Sync, your hubby is one of those people who read people well...hard to lust when you can see the person is in pain or just faking their way through the thing. Purr sees the person, period, and loves them where they are, because she is awesome, that's why...haha...love all y'all though - we all have our strengths and weaknesses, yo - got my own version of both. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:25 am

Yes, it is funny how we all react differently to people than others do. I tend to see how the person got where s/he is and so I feel differently than I would...it's that idea of feeling from people instead of just seeing surface. It's a bit harder to judge and dismiss a person when that happens, which is good usually, but sometimes a bit frustrating if I am in a grumpy mood and don't want to be understanding Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:34 am

Women.................................

Take a joke and turn it into a philosophical debate...... Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle


For the record:

I did NOT have a bachelor party............you know, it's that pure of heart and innocent of nature........and stuff, thang Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:38 am

WHATEVER! Mrs. Ubu said you couldn't have one more like it! Crackingup
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:38 am

Ubu...pure and innocent Crackingup Crackingup Now THAT is really funny Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle

Yes, I did notice we kind of shifted the tone....must be our pure and innocent natures flower
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:42 am

I am, I am, I really really am............ Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:45 am

Okay....if you say so angel
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:47 am

That was surely it, Sync (our natures) Yes

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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:50 am

yay Sure, Joy!!!! Sounds good to me Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:58 am

Synchronicity wrote:
Yes, it is funny how we all react differently to people than others do. I tend to see how the person got where s/he is and so I feel differently than I would...it's that idea of feeling from people instead of just seeing surface. It's a bit harder to judge and dismiss a person when that happens, which is good usually, but sometimes a bit frustrating if I am in a grumpy mood and don't want to be understanding Giggle

How people get where they are is fascinating.... every one has a story, and every person is the culmination of every thing, at every stage of their life. And what makes one person strong can break someone else.
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:00 am

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Synchronicity wrote:
Yes, it is funny how we all react differently to people than others do. I tend to see how the person got where s/he is and so I feel differently than I would...it's that idea of feeling from people instead of just seeing surface. It's a bit harder to judge and dismiss a person when that happens, which is good usually, but sometimes a bit frustrating if I am in a grumpy mood and don't want to be understanding Giggle

How people get where they are is fascinating.... every one has a story, and every person is the culmination of every thing at every stage of their life. And what makes one person strong can break someone else.

Absolutely!! And where one person might have one kind word that shapes them one way, another might not and go a different way. And then you have some that seem to get all they need and still can't figure life out. It is really interesting.scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Keyboard for the "Real Man".   Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:01 am

(and not watching porn gives a person more time to be philosophical Giggle )
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