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PostSubject: Careful what you ask for.   Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:25 am

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less.

"And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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PostSubject: Re: Careful what you ask for.   Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:53 am

faint Not too bright, was he? Giggle Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Careful what you ask for.   Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:05 am

he probably wound up with a scale size dent in his head, or his ass.... Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Careful what you ask for.   Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:13 am

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PostSubject: Re: Careful what you ask for.   Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:25 pm

Giggle Giggle Giggle
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